I Guess I Ripped My Pants Again Spongebob

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Season №:	one
Episode №:	2b
Airdate:	July 17, 1999
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Previous:	Bubblestand
Adjacent:	Jellyfishing
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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Ripped Pants" from season one, which aired on July 17, 1999.

• [pan across Goo Lagoon]: {{{2}}}

• Narrator: Ah, Goo Lagoon. A stinky mud puddle to yous and me. But to the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom, a wonderful, stinky mud pool. [SpongeBob and Sandy sit enjoying the beach. SpongeBob sighs]

• SpongeBob: What a dandy day. [he runs off] Hey Sandy! Await! [he is now covered in a mound of sand] I'one thousand Sandy! [Sandy laughs. SpongeBob forms sand effectually his caput and nose to look like Squidward and imitates his voice] Hey Sandy, who am I? [Sandy still laughs. SpongeBob picks up a sand phone] Hello SpongeBob. Could yous go on it down? I'm trying to be boring. [Sandy continues laughing]
• Sandy: SpongeBob! [a doorbell rings, SpongeBob walks in carrying sand pizza boxes and wearing a sand hat]
• SpongeBob: Did anyone order xx pepperoni and sand pizzas? [SpongeBob and Sandy laugh together. Larry walks up]
• Larry: Hey Sandy. Hey SpongeBob.
• Sandy: Hey Larry.
• Larry: You lot guys wanna go lift some weights?
• Sandy: Sure. [she and Larry walk off] Well come on, SpongeBob. [SpongeBobs sand pizzas autumn apartment equally he walks on dejectedly]
• SpongeBob: [disappointingly] Coming. [cut to a grouping of weightlifters, each grunting as they work out. Larry turns to Sandy]
• Larry: Requite it a effort, Sandy. [Sandy stands in front of a weight. She picks it up, grunting every bit she does and then. The crowd cheers for her, and she throws the weight down]
• SpongeBob: Expert task, Sandy. Well, that'due south well-nigh enough for today, don't you think? [SpongeBob tries to walk off]
• Larry: How about a little more than weight? [Larry bends down to pick up a weight heavier than Sandy's] Observe. [Larry grunts equally he picks it up, his eyes bulging, and veins stick out from his neck. The crowd cheers, and Larry throws the weight downwards]
• SpongeBob: Alright, stand up back everyone. [SpongeBob picks upwards a single twig from the ground. The crowd is silent. He sinks into the sand. Sandy walks to a weight]
• Sandy: Y'all watch this! [Sandy picks up an anchor weight. The crowd cheers for her, but stop when they realize Larry has lifted the spectator stands] Manner to go Larry! [SpongeBob burrows into the sand, and tunnels over to a fish picnicking adjacent to a marshmallow sack]
• SpongeBob: Could I borrow a couple of these? [the fish murmurs something through his marshmallow-filled oral cavity. SpongeBob takes 2 marshmallows and places them on the twig] And now, with the add-on of ii, count em, two marshmallows. [SpongeBob preps himself for his lift, inhales deeply, takes concur of the twig, and is unable to lift information technology. The crowd isn't moved. He tries once again. And again. Later a huge effort, SpongeBob hears a rip. He looks down and notices that hes ripped his pants. The crowd gasps, then laughs at SpongeBob. SpongeBob scuttles off, embarrassed. Scooter walks over, laughing]
• Scooter: THAT was also funny. [he slaps SpongeBob on the back] YOU are hilarious!
• Sandy: Aint he the funniest little Sponge y'all ever saw? [SpongeBob grins widely. Cut to Larry]
• Larry: Anybody upwardly for some volleyball? [the brawl volleys dorsum and along, until Larry spikes information technology into some fish and the oversupply cheers for him. SpongeBob looks at him in contempt. A fish serves the ball and equally Larry is near to hit it, SpongeBob interferes]
• SpongeBob: I got information technology! [the ball falls and SpongeBob tries to serve it] Incoming! [the serve misses and the oversupply boos. He bends down to choice the ball up and rips his pants] Oops, I guess I ripped my pants again! [the oversupply laughs. Scooter walks in laughing again]
• Scooter: Once again dude, [he slaps SpongeBob on the back] YOU take dissever my sides! [he continues to express mirth. Cut to a Frisbee. Larry catches it and throws it to Sandy]
• SpongeBob: Hey Sandy, how near throwing information technology to me?
• Sandy: OK, hither it comes! [SpongeBob stands still and lets the Frisbee hit him on the head, knocking him over]
• SpongeBob: I could employ a paw hither! [he laughs. Sandy walks over and helps him upwards]
• Sandy: Y'all okay, SpongeBob?
• SpongeBob: I guess so... [he does a handstand, revealing his pants] ...except I ripped my pants! [the crowd laughs, and Scooter walks up to SpongeBob one time again]
• Scooter: Y'all still got it, dude! [he slaps SpongeBob on the dorsum again. Cut to SpongeBob and Sandy walking to an ice foam vendor]
• Lou Vendor: May I help you?
• SpongeBob: Ill take a banana split.
• Lou: Uh, nosotros don't have that.
• SpongeBob: That'south okay. I already split my pants! Go information technology? [Sandy giggles]
• Lou: [bellyaching] Tee-hee. Anything else?
• SpongeBob: How about ripple? [he does so, Sandy giggles once again] No thanks, already got 1! [Sandy drops laughing and SpongeBob happily bounces off to a snack bar. SpongeBob runs up to Harold, knocking his drink over] Is that a burger youre eating?
• Harold: Why, yes information technology is.
• SpongeBob: You lot know what would get good with that?
• Harold: No, what?
• SpongeBob: [whispers] Ripped... pants. [SpongeBob smiles widely and shows the bellyaching Harold his ripped pants. SpongeBob so runs around the snack bar, laughing. He comes upward in-between 2 fish] Ripped pants a la mode! [he rips his pants, the fish are annoyed. Cut to SpongeBob existence in the kitchen of the snack bar, side by side to the fry cook] Delivery! Did y'all society 20 cases of ripped pants? [SpongeBob shoves his behind through the box, revealing his ripped pants. He laughs. The fry melt groans disgustedly. Cutting to a dissemination berth over looking the lagoon]
• Perch Perkins: Surfs upwardly in the Goo Lagoon. [fish are surfing. Close-up of the Perkins] And hither comes Larry, doing his trademark lay-dorsum. [cutting to Larry lying on his surfboard] At that place goes Sandy, hanging ten... fingers, that is. [cutting to Sandy doing a handstand on her surfboard] There goes SpongeBob... [rip] ripping his pants again. [Perkins is annoyed, then cut to SpongeBob ripping his pants on his surfboard. A moving ridge knocks SpongeBob off his surfboard and washes him upward on the beach]
• Lifeguard: Hey, look! A cardboard box done up on the beach. [he takes a closer look through his telescope] Holy fish paste! Its a guy! [he sprints over to SpongeBob and flips him over] Why?! WHY?! WHHHHHYYYY?!!!!!!! [a crowd gathers effectually SpongeBob and the lifeguard]
• Sandy: SpongeBob!
• SpongeBob: [to lifeguard] Come closer. [a divine calorie-free shines on him] I need... I need...
• Lifeguard: What do you need? [tears come to the lifeguards and Sandy's eyes]
• SpongeBob: [pats the lifeguard on the shoulder. Close upward of SpongeBob's rima oris] A tailor. [the lite turns off, accompanied by a light switch] Because I ripped my pants! [he laughs. The lifeguard takes a serious face, drops SpongeBob, and the oversupply surrounding him walks off, angrily. SpongeBob is left alone and Sandy walks up to him]
• Sandy: That wasn't funny, SpongeBob! Y'all had me worried ill! [she walks off. Scooter walks towards SpongeBob and looks at him sadly]
• Scooter: Dude... [he walks off. Cut to a dressing tent, with SpongeBob inside]
• SpongeBob: [thinking] Come on, SpongeBob, you lot're losing them! Think! Your public'south waiting. [speaking] Lets come across... [checking them off a listing] "Lifting weights - big express joy," "Frisbee in face - kills," "Surfing - knocks em dead," "Pretending to drown," [he uses his pencil to write the discussion "NO" and circle it] NO. Come on, think! I got it! Hey everybody! [he runs out of the dressing tent] Not ripped pants! [he tears his pants off] Pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the constabulary. There's a pants thief on the loose! [the wind howls, SpongeBob continuing alone on the embankment. A tumbleweed rolls past. SpongeBob turns and hears political party music at a distance, and sees Larry and Sandy playing volleyball] Oh no, everybody'south gone, even Sandy. She'd rather hang out with Larry! Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [SpongeBob lies on the beach] We blew it, pants.
• Pants: What exercise y'all mean, "we"? [the pants walk off, leaving SpongeBob alone]
• SpongeBob: Oh, I didn't take to be a fool to get Sandy's attending. AM I THE BIGGEST LOSER ON THE Beach?! [Millie walks up to SpongeBob, shining red]
• Millie: No, I am. I forgot to put on sunscreen. [she places a fin on herself, and it leaves a sounding marker, which vanishes]
• SpongeBob: Ouch. [a fish walks upwards to the two]
• Fish: No, I am. I got sand in my buns. [he shows them two sandy hamburger buns. There is a rumbling coming from the sand and a whale pops his head out of the sand]
• Whale: No, I'thousand the biggest loser on the beach. They buried me in the sand and forgot me.
• All: What happened to you?
• SpongeBob: I lost my all-time friend.
• All: How? [SpongeBob grabs a sand guitar and sings]
• SpongeBob: When I ripped... [rip] my pants. [he starts to sing] I idea that I had everybody by my side, but I went and blew it all heaven-loftier, and now she won't fifty-fifty spare a passing glance, all but because I [rip] ripped my pants. [the other iii "losers of the beach" assemble on a sand stage with sand instruments and sing]
• All: ♪When large Larry came round merely to put him downward, SpongeBob turned into a clown, and no daughter ever wants to trip the light fantastic toe with a fool who went and [rip] ripped his pants♪.
• SpongeBob: [singing vocalisation, a crowd begins to gather] ♪I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse, but the pain feels then much worse...cause winding upwards with no one is a lot less fun than a burn from the sun...♪
• All: ♪Or sand in your buns!♪ [instrumental break, then the curtain shows waves crashing near]
• SpongeBob: ♪At present I learned a lesson I won't before long forget...and then listen and you won't regret. Be true to yourself; don't miss your chance...and you wont finish upwardly like the fool...who...ripped...his...pants!♪. [the whole grouping comes together one by 1 in sync with the music and rip their pants. Past at present, a huge crowd has gathered and is cheering the group onstage]. [A stuffed flies past with SpongeBob'south name on it]
• Sandy: SpongeBob!
• SpongeBob: Sandy! [she jumps on onstage and hugs SpongeBob]
• Sandy: Your song is true. If you lot want to be my friend, just be yourself. [Larry walks up]
• Larry: SpongeBob, that was and then righteous. Would you... sign my pants?
• SpongeBob: Absolutely, buddy. [SpongeBob bends downwardly to sign Larry's pants. His underpants rip off, leaving SpongeBob nude. Someone off-screen whistles]

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